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Dear Abby gets a lot of crazy questions and requests. Here are some, sent to me by my friend Hermey Schlesinger, that I thought I'd relay to you as we wait out Hurricane Dorian here in Myrtle Beach, SC.


A little levity never hurts, even in the eye of a hurricane! Of course, we're not in the eye, but it is getting too close for comfort!


Meanwhile...


Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out? Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered I think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now, what do I do? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his Remember, these people can vote... 

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