You protested when they removed the “Whites Only” signs from schools and businesses Despite the obvious inequities with the laws
Because you had the advantage of white privilege
You whined when certain states passed seatbelt and helmet laws
Despite it lowering automobile fatalities
Because you claimed it was an infringement on your rights
You threw a hissy fit when they banned smoking from public places
Despite how your actions were making others ill
Because you were being inconvenienced by your own bad habits
You threw up your arms over immigrants
Despite the fact you are a descendant of immigrants
Because you claimed it would take jobs from Americans (That you wouldn’t do anyway)
You hollered “Democrats are coming for your guns!”
Despite having zero evidence to back this up
Because you are deeply insecure and a paranoid tool of the NRA
You shouted, “Open back up!” when states imposed rules to limit the coronavirus spread
Despite the rising numbers of cases and fatalities
Because you believed we were “Rounding the corner”
You refused to wear a mask to stop the spread of coronavirus
Despite numbers approaching 250,000
Because it made you uncomfortable and it “violated your rights”
You stomped your feet and shouted “Stop the Steal”
Despite zero evidence of voter fraud
Because your guy lost by even more popular votes this time
Maybe it’s time to admit
YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!